"You should ask my sister out." Said my barista. "I told her about your thing though."
Is celibacy a character flaw, even if only for a month?
"This guy would be awesome except.. well, there is one thing... He doesn't masturbate. Not for a month anyhow. First time after may be dangerous. Steer clear."
No, she probably means it's not good to tempt you right now...or you're a dork. :P
ReplyDeleteThat I am a dork is a given. Temptation lives all around me, Julia.
ReplyDeleteIf you got arrested & had to spend 3 weeks in jail it wouldn't be. Plus, you'd have free food & toilet paper.
ReplyDeleteI am brilliant!
I have to assume that jail has terrible toilet paper.
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